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February, 2008

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Death Humour

Fri, 02/22/2008 - 05:47 — Death
Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."
Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"
The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."
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Starry Night

Wed, 02/20/2008 - 05:46 — Daughter of Hell

This guys animation is superb please check out his portfolio

http://www.issamz.com/Animation.html

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Editorial - Page 1

Tue, 02/19/2008 - 05:36 — DavidADII

This is the first page of an experiment comic I am co-authoring with my brother, the idea being it is a political commentary of sorts with an action adventure storyline.

This being the first page, it isn't anything special, just a lead in for the Main character.

 

The second page will be upload when completed (which should be soon, I hope).

See a 100% sized version here .

 

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More Non Death Humour

Mon, 02/18/2008 - 05:52 — Death

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality. Recently, she said that as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned in any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet:

Dear Dr. Laura,

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Non Death Humour

Mon, 02/18/2008 - 05:34 — Death
I found this. Nothing to do with Death whatsoever, but it made me laugh so I thought I would pass it on.....

 

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Death Humour

Sun, 02/17/2008 - 05:12 — Death
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to," his wife replied.
"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."
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Tattoo Links

Sun, 02/17/2008 - 05:00 — xombiecorpse

Some of the best internet sites for all forms of tattoos

Deviant Art

http://browse.deviantart.com/designs/tattoos/

great search fuction i get so many ideas from this site you also get a lot of people tattooing themselves on this site

B M E

http://www.bmeink.com/bme-tatt.html

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Self abuse with ink...

Sat, 02/16/2008 - 08:32 — xombiecorpse

to go with my new found sobriety i was told to get a hobby self tattooing made sense to me as i was already fairly well inked already dont think its what kerry had in mind though quick purchase on ebay and away we go................

 

 

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Death goes a Dating..

I’ve decided to look for a partner recently. Bit difficult in my position, most people run a mile when they meet Death. Well, they try. So the quest for Mrs. Death had to be done not face to face so to speak. Normally when they meet me, they haven’t got much life left in them and what spark there is between us, soon goes out. Don’t fancy a date in hell, its too bloody hot and the air-con is knackered. Mind you, the Devil does have some great parties and it has to be said, he has a wicked sense of humour. As for heaven,

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The Pearce Sisters

Sat, 02/16/2008 - 04:49 — Daughter of Hell

Synopsis

an amusingly bleak hearted tale of two weather lashed old spinsters. lol and edna pearce live on a remote and austere strip of coast. they scrape out a miserable existence from the sea. the pearce sisters is a tale of love, loneliness, guts, gore, nudity, violence, smoking and cups of tea.

http://www.pearcesisters.co.uk/

 

http://www.atomfilms.com/film/the_pearce_sisters.jsp
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