How may we darken your day?

Wow, what an amazing piece of machinery that Bruce delivered last night, still in awe of it, its fast as fuck and now more waiting, the other one I had was full of junk, I promise to look after this one

as she needs more sleep now...

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. 'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively. 'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

should be here tomorrow night and i am so excited I cannae concentrate on anything, tried picking up a book to do an hours study but even that didnt get much past the first few page, oh jeez, hopefully all sanity and that will be restored soon

this is one of Stu's latest creations, its for a tshirt so keep an eye out as there will be lots more news about that on the way

been mucking about with the profiles but havent made a dent in the development as things were looking wrong, anyway so have spent a few hours mucking about with mysite, you should it see it called Homepage on your user account, for those of you who havent added any profile stuff can you go add some just so i can see how your profile page looks, as it looks empty if you havent filled it in. Good news start two courses in September, How to Write Really Short stories, have secured my places as well as screenwriting, so am chuffed about that. On a more crap note, been trying to do a couple o

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. ~~~ I had amnesia once -- or twice. ~~~ I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? ~~~ Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. ~~~ All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. ~~~ If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride side saddle. ~~~ What is a 'free' gift?

this is for members body art or tattoos they have seen and liked

My most recent tattoo--a Celtic Tree of Life on my right upper arm.