Scarybirds

Tests Before Having Children
FOLLOW THESE 14 SIMPLE TESTS BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO HAVE CHILDREN:

Test 1

Women: to prepare for maternity, put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front. Leave it there for 9 months. After 9 months remove 5% of the beans.

Been away a while. Prisons are such lovely places. The warders tuck you in at night and sing you a lullaby as you descend into your slumbers. A lot of the other people there are concerned with your well being and health, many asked me if I had had my prostrate checked recently and offered their personal services. Getting your back scrubbed in the showers is never a problem and can be quite lucrative in the local currency which is rolled up cigarettes. The exchange rate can vary so, watch your back.

Adolf bolt-on humour'

Twas The night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring,
So I took their stereo.

I finally got out of my rubber room........

I am now designing all kinds of footwear and I am going to advertise them here in my blog section of Scarybirds.

was installing and upgrading modules and fucked up the video stuff, am on the case, that will teach me to read shit before doing anything will try and resolve this

Remember Naferious? The writer that was spoken of before the site went to shite? Well thats me I was never gone, best I can explain myself is that I was hiding. :p

I chose this name as I feel it is a MUCH better name.

I have been writing on the Scareybirds stories a portion of the time I was away and should have the first book finished by the end of the year. When it will be in print though I have no clue.

Just thought I hadnt been around on here for a while.

Did i miss anything earth shatteringly good?

Now for the talking bollocks bit...

I recently moved to sunny Wales, where the men are men are men and the sheep etc,etc,etc.

Now near to where i live is the local ASDA. It has an enormous car-park. Only problem being is that you first have to drive past an enormous section for the handies,(Capped). Then you have to drive past another section for parents and sprogs. By the time you get to where you have to park, you need a bus to get back.

This is a quick update as I'm busy packing up the accumulated shit of 44 years on the planet  to move 2 miles up the road. A big decision for me as I was looking for a place in a better area for a reasonable rent and don't have a deposit of any real note so another requirement has to be a sympathetic landlord.