How may we darken your day?

A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, 'You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.'

Our Tax System Explained: Bar Stool Economics

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that's what they decided to do.

Musicians wanted for music projects and for formation of a band/s. South West England/Kent area.

Must have all own equipment.

Cheers,

D.

I just found this site.

http://www.ookami.co.uk/html/the_undertaker.html

An example of the work:-

When I first read it, my initial reaction was that it must be a joke. My wife, seeing the look on my face as I read the hand-written letter at the breakfast table, asked what it was about.

As a final wish, Fredrick J. Baur, the man who designed the Pringles packing system, will be buried in one of the icon cans.

Baur, who was 89, died last month in Cincinnati, was cremated. Part of his remains were placed in a Pringles can and buried in Springfield Township, and the rest was given to his grandson.

The chemist, who retired from Proctor & Gamble in the early 1980s, joins other American inventors, who chose their celebrate their life's work in death.

Among the others:

I asked around to find some more information on human cloning, and was shocked to find a do-it-yourself kit. I opened the box and there was one page of instructions. Actually, just one instruction: "Go fuck yourself."

The case of a man convicted of simulating sex with his bicycle has sparked a debate about human rights and the privacy of an individual.

Internet message boards have been buzzing with comment about the case of Robert Stewart, 51, from Ayr.

He was reported by cleaners at a hostel who unlocked his door and found him engaged in a sex act with his bike.

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

Q: Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
A: To eat the chicken's brain.

 

Q: What has the head of a cat and the tail of a cat, but isn't a cat?
A: A zombie baby (eating a cat).

 

Q= Whats 18 inches long, stiff and makes a woman scream in the night?

A=Cot death