Scarybirds

I finally got out of my rubber room........

I am now designing all kinds of footwear and I am going to advertise them here in my blog section of Scarybirds.

Remember you saw it here first.

Anyone have a pet slug? Are you tired of its trails all over your house? Well now with my Slug Boots with their 2 inch raised heels, this wont be a problem anymore. Just strap them to your pet and your house will be trail free. Also works with snails but you have to buy seperately the attachment strap for around the shell.

Just in."Desert Wellies". Your camel will look a right Bobby Dazzler wearing these self adjusting elastic sandals. All colours available including snake skin effect.

Which brings me to my next item , or should I say items. "Multi Clogs". These are hand crafted in Holland by a company which has been making wooden clogs for over a century. Each wooden clog is lovingly carved from canadian cedar. They come in sets of 100, your millipede will never want to be seen out in anything else.

Apart from our designer range of footwear, we also offer training shoes and plimsolls for your pet panther/cheetah. You know how all that running around chasing for food can really wear their little pads, well this is an end to the problem. They also provide better grip than your average feline paw pad, so the braking distance is reduced, ensuring better targeting of the prey. A little training of your particular cat is required, as a dead stop whilst travelling at speed does require some adjustment to prevent your cat from coming to a sudden halt and then rolling forward at some speed or even pole vaulting over its front paws and damaging its chin/nose. This information is provided with your product.

We also have in stock hand knitted woolen socks for blackbirds. These are clinically proved to prevent "Crows Feet". These can also be adatapted for worm baiting. As we all know, when birds are seeking food in the form of underground worms, they, from side to side, bang their feet on the ground until the worm/dinner appears. Now with the adapted hob-nailed socks, these make the vibration much louder. These are not recommended for smaller birds as the weight will effect takeoff and landing.

Yes it is true, next month we will be selling, but only on here, gloves for your fish. Fish fingers need never be frozen again.

Finally. I know that some of you out their find it hard to buy good presents for your particular pet? You feel left out? Nobody seems to want to know? Or care? No I'm not talking about disposable nappies for skunks. You know who you are. Do not be afraid, stand up and be counted. Dung Beetle owners of the world, I have the very footwear for your pet. I know your tired of them bringing their work home with them, on their feet. Your house constantly smells of dung. Your carpets are always spotted with their little dungy footprints. Now you can buy "Dung Boots". The little tikes can work and play all day, get home and take off these little wellingtons outside your door and your problem is solved. The boots are also scented to prevent that sweaty welly smell that you get with cheaper, imitation brands of Dung Boot.

Thats the range. We will be stocking some overcoats for stick insects. These little beauties prevent them from bursting into flames if they rub together.

Keep watching for more sales on my blog page!!!!!